Practical: “Monopoly” will now include divorce documents directly in the box

PAWTUCKET, RI – Well, it’s convenient! Hasbro has announced that to make things quick and easy for couples playing Monopoly together, the popular mass-market board game will now include divorce papers right in the box.

All copies of the game shipped to North America will include the papers, as well as copies of Diplomacy and Risk. Other publishers are following suit with games like Settlers of Catan and Resistance including divorce papers as well.

“This should make it easier for everyone,” Hasbro representative Javier Lopez said. “Now you don’t have to bother trying to find the right divorce petition form for your state. We’ll have the right forms for you in the box, tucked right in the settlement.”

Hasbro says they hope this creates fun, action-packed game nights with the family that end with couples sobbing, flipping the board, shouting “I never loved you!”, and finally, dissolving their marriage for good. So, “it will be like a normal game night but with easier paperwork,” according to Lopez.

The number of divorce applications has exploded since the move. At the time of publication, Nintendo had confirmed that divorce papers would also be included with all copies of mario go-kart to advance.

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